How much trouble can a toddler get into if left unsupervised in the Oval?

TrumPooning Tunes

From the movie, Born Free, DJ Trump sings the classic “Free Time”

Free time
Executive free time
As time goes it sure shows
That I’m a POTUS subpar

Kill time
No clue what I should do
But now with the House blue
Harrassment’s going too far

Crime time
My fam’ly surrounds me
They know Putin crowned me
Hurry Mitch — confirm Bill Barr

Jail time
‘less Mueller’s forgiving
My standard of living
Will be jail time

(Instrumental)

Crime time
My cellmate is Rudy
It’s white collar duty, no bars
But there are no porn stars

Jail time
The fam’ly’s Thanksgiving
Off taxpayer’s living
Serving jail time

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